I have on pretty good authority that I will be winning my matchup this week against the Bloomington Beers. Take this inside info and bet on it.
Lets go into depth on this issue:
Catchers:
Beers
Mauer-Min-Hurt and on the 15 day DL
White Castle
Napoli-LAA-Heard he was okay and I needed a catcher.
In this situation I clearly have the advantage...this week. And if the Beers gets on the ball and switches his lineup he will probably have the advantage in this category because he has Ivan the Terrible on the bench.
1st base:
Beers
Pena-Rays
White Castle
Teixeira-yanks
Really is there anything that I need to say on this one.
2nd base:
Beers:
Polanco-det
White Castle
Roberts-Bal
Does Detroit still have a team??? Really? Really? Roberts
3rd base:
Beers:
Huff-Bal
White Castle
Beltre-Sea.
Huff-Bal
White Castle
Beltre-Sea.
Huff..hahahahahahahahaha and even if Beltre is hurt to start I have the young stud in Alex Gordon that I move there.
Shortstop:
Beers:
Peralta-cle
Peralta-cle
White Castle
Drew-Ari
Drew-Ari
It's a wash
Outfield:
Beers-
Suzuki-sea (hurt bleeding ulcer, probably from thinking about playing me this week in fantasy)
Markakis-Balt
Ordonez-Det (hasn't this dude retired yet)
White Castle
Soriano- (I did NOT want him, but he was the best available, GOD I HATE WHEN HE STRIKES OUT ON 3 STRAIGHT SLIDERS)
Pence-hou
Morales-LAA
I think I win this with Sori (lets hope for a hot streak) and Pence....Morales will be regarded as the best FA pickup this season.
Beers needs to reorganize his lineup because of Suzuki being hurt....either way I win.
Utility:
Beers-
Dunn-Nats
White Castle-
Gordon-KC
I give this to Beers. I have a love affair with Adam Dunn...Call is a man crush. He SHOULD be playing for the Cubs. He's awesome and no one can tell me differently.
Anyway......
I think I take Beers with a easy victory in the lineup department. Pitching is probably all his with CC and Lincecum. But his rotation lacks some depth there....Wang is just that a huge Wang and Bedard was a huge bust last year after his trade. I do like Soria kid but with my closer being Joe Nathan that would be easily my win there. I'll take the saves category and maybe I could sneak into the K's category with Kaz, Garza, and Meyers.
All this should equal to a 6-4 or a 7-3 win for Carlos "WHITE CASTLE" Marmol.
I decided to leave a picture of a wife of one of my fantasy players, my second baseman Brian Roberts, I like to introduce his wife Diana Chiafair.

Alex Gordon is bad
ReplyDeleteAlex Gordon is good.
ReplyDeleteGod damn - she's really married to that douche
Morales is a hack.
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