Quit staring at my ass!

That’s right.  You will be trailing behind me the entire season.  Here is the breakdown of how and why I will dominate. 

Catcher – While we all wait and anticipate the debut of the future AL ROY Matt Wieters, Yadier Molina will suffice.  He is 26 with 4 years of experience and has improved season after season. You can expect him to rise to a top 10 catcher.  Trades will be considered upon Wieters arrival.

 1B – Ryan Howard.  What else do you want me to say?  50+ bombs 150+ RBIs 

2B – Mark DeRosa – You all know and love him.  The Indians will make a run at the AL Central. Batting in the two hole behind Sizemore, he will get plenty of RBI opportunities.  Coming off a career year, he has potential to do even better. 

3B – Kevin Youkilis – The Greek God of walks.  Sox will be in the running for the World Series. He bats for average and hits with power.  30 Bombs 100 + RBIs. 

SS - Derek Jeter – There is room for improvement on this front, but as for short stop goes, there’s not much out there.  But he does play on the Yankees and hits for average consistently. He will get me a little of everything.  

OF – Ryan Braun, Matt Holiday, Nate McClouth, and Xavier Nady – This is the best outfield in our league, if not second best.  Excluding Nady, they all have speed.  They all hit for power and will all produce runs. 

Starting Pitching – As goes with every team, as long as everyone stays healthy; I will make a run for leading our league in Wins and Strike Outs.  Dan Haren, Zack Greinke, Adam Wainwright and Clayton Kershaw.  I won’t have the lowest ERA and WHIP but you can expect middle of the bunch.  Each pitcher can be expected of 15+ wins.  They are all on solid teams and can expect a decent amount of run support.   

Even if Kershaw doesn’t have the stuff everyone hopes and dreams of, the starting pitching on my bench is solid.  Rick Porcello (You say who?)  is the number five guy in Detroit with Dontrelle Willis fading further into oblivion.   He has plenty of potential and has “been compared to Roy Halladay, Justin Verlander, Roy Oswalt and Josh Beckett.”  Come All Star Break, he may be starting on my team.  Andy Sonnanstine also has plenty of potential as 4^th starter on the Rays. We’ll see how he pans out. 

Closers - B.J. Ryan, Kevin Gregg, Frank Francisco, Joel Hanrahan, and Matt Lindstrom are all closing for their respective teams.  Here is what you call a stock pile.  Trades anyone? 

And lastly, for every post I make, I will leave you a hot piece of ass (as I expect every one of you to do the same).  Today (even though he is a douche bag), we get Tim Teabow’s girlfriend.  I think you can figure out why. (o) (o)