My Personal Favorite....Marisa Miller

Friday Boobs

Just thought we should get the weekend started out right with a little Cubbies and a little T&A.

Fire Sale

Enjoy Steve.....

Ok, so we are give or take 1/3 of the way through the season and the Sluggers of Snatch are looking to wind up at 1-9-1. For this reason, to salvage what's left of this season, I need to shake things up with my team and for this reason the entire team is for sale. I am looking to dump my top players (Ibanez, Berkman, Lowe, Lackey and the like) for more underachieving, injured, etc. players. A-Rod and Sizemore are my sole core of my team that I am keeping. The rest of these assholes I hope to be rid of by July, especially my garbage pitchers.

I know I have probably sent out a trade to almost every one of you at least once this year, so you know I won't pansy out of a deal. And please don't be sending out bullshit trades that bore me. I need to do something to make up for the piss-poor deal of Verlander/X-Ram for Oswalt/Wrist-less Weeks (who I got a whole 3 games out of). If you haven't noticed, I'm falling apart on a weekly basis.......

Does fantasy football start yet, apparently you can't succeed after waking up in the middle of the third round of fantasy baseball....godamn it. BTW, bold prediction for you Mugica, your team is playing out of their minds, I doubt you find the top 5 at the end of the year. And Bill, you have like 2/3 minor leaguers on your team currently.....that were not there to start the year......

Oh, and Jeff Garcia's wife, easily the most smokin of them all.

Volleyball

Hedlin - this guy can give you HJ's from both hands...

So everybody knows about this Strasberg guy but what you might not know is there is a ridiculous relief pitcher in the Yankee's system that will probably get the call only because the Yankee's bullpen sucks and in over a year in their system has only given up 5 ER's.

He's still in A baseball but the guy pitches from both sides of the rubber (the first real ambidextrous pitcher). Pat Venditte - get to know him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U2xkHOTvvw&feature=fvw

Minor Leagues:
54Gms, 59.2Inn, 80K's, 12BB's, 0.75ERA, 0.737WHIP

Outfielder for Sale!

My team is on the rise and I have found myself with too many quality outfielders. Interesting trades and offers accepted. (Cash or HJ's from your Mom, Sister or GF will be considered)

(Ranked in no specific order)

1. Ryan Braun - Best Jew in baseball. 12 HRs, 38 RBIs, .310 AVG thus far. You better be offering something good. By good, it better include an HJ or two.

2. Nate McLouth - Recently traded to the Braves, already started to breakout with his new team. 10 HRs, 36 RBIs, 9 SBs in 2009

3. Michael Bourn - Having his breakout year. Batting .300 with 19 SBs

4. Matt Holiday - Ready to be traded any day now. You know Billy Bean is going to send him to a contender. No chance he'll hold on to his contract. He'll finish with 25 Hrs 100 RBI's and .300+ AVG.

5. Andrew McCutchen - High Risk. High reward. Already posting .400 Avg, 5 RBIs, and a SB in just 25 AB's. The new face of the Pirates and sure to become a Cub Killer.

5. Xavier Nady - Also High Risk, High Reward - Coming off the DL in the next week or so. He is already tearing it up in the minors with his bat. (Now if only he could throw the ball)

Need Pitching? Also for Sale:

Clayton Kershaw

Rick Porcello

Andy Sonnanstine

Jarrod Washburn

Matt Lindstrom

Let the offers start rolling in!

I leave you with everyones favorite poll vaulter... Alisson Stokke

If only this league were Rotisserie scoring...

Ok everyone if your current record is .500 or better I calculated what your score and rank would be right now if we were doing this league like you should for baseball leagues, classic Rotisserie. Here are the rankings as follows:

1. Mugica (Boner Jamz' 03) 93 points - Current record 7-2 2nd Place
T-2. Steve (Im Fuckin in your Fuckin Out) 75 points - Current Record 5-4 7th Place
T-2. Zach (Bloomington Beers) 75 points - Current Record 4-4-1 8th Place
4. Blake (Team Hedlin) 74 Points - Current Record 5-3-1 4th Place
5. Leon (Andre Dawson's Creek)65 points Current Record 7-1-1 1st Place
6. Crazy (Honey Nut Ichiros) 64 Points Current Record 4-3-2 6th Place
T-7. Hulka (wait til next year) 63 Points Current Record 5-2-2 3rd Place
T-7. Bill (Traspeedeez nits) 63 points Current Record 4-3-2 5th Place



So what does this tell us. Matchups suck. Myself and Zach have gotten screwed. Mugica's team is the team to beat by a long shot. Blake is consistent. Hulka has gotten lucky. The Divisions are pretty equal. The American League is backwards the top two should be below the next two.

Make your own assessments.

These are very I didn't factor in ties and .5 points.

Everyone else may god have mercy on your souls.

Why doesn't anyone post on here anymore?

James Simon may have to make a re-appearance.