Ok, so we are give or take 1/3 of the way through the season and the Sluggers of Snatch are looking to wind up at 1-9-1. For this reason, to salvage what's left of this season, I need to shake things up with my team and for this reason the entire team is for sale. I am looking to dump my top players (Ibanez, Berkman, Lowe, Lackey and the like) for more underachieving, injured, etc. players. A-Rod and Sizemore are my sole core of my team that I am keeping. The rest of these assholes I hope to be rid of by July, especially my garbage pitchers.
I know I have probably sent out a trade to almost every one of you at least once this year, so you know I won't pansy out of a deal. And please don't be sending out bullshit trades that bore me. I need to do something to make up for the piss-poor deal of Verlander/X-Ram for Oswalt/Wrist-less Weeks (who I got a whole 3 games out of). If you haven't noticed, I'm falling apart on a weekly basis.......
Does fantasy football start yet, apparently you can't succeed after waking up in the middle of the third round of fantasy baseball....godamn it. BTW, bold prediction for you Mugica, your team is playing out of their minds, I doubt you find the top 5 at the end of the year. And Bill, you have like 2/3 minor leaguers on your team currently.....that were not there to start the year......
Oh, and Jeff Garcia's wife, easily the most smokin of them all.
And of course, Ibanez gets thrown on the DL about 20 mins after I make this post......
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