Outfielder for Sale!

My team is on the rise and I have found myself with too many quality outfielders. Interesting trades and offers accepted. (Cash or HJ's from your Mom, Sister or GF will be considered)

(Ranked in no specific order)

1. Ryan Braun - Best Jew in baseball. 12 HRs, 38 RBIs, .310 AVG thus far. You better be offering something good. By good, it better include an HJ or two.

2. Nate McLouth - Recently traded to the Braves, already started to breakout with his new team. 10 HRs, 36 RBIs, 9 SBs in 2009

3. Michael Bourn - Having his breakout year. Batting .300 with 19 SBs

4. Matt Holiday - Ready to be traded any day now. You know Billy Bean is going to send him to a contender. No chance he'll hold on to his contract. He'll finish with 25 Hrs 100 RBI's and .300+ AVG.

5. Andrew McCutchen - High Risk. High reward. Already posting .400 Avg, 5 RBIs, and a SB in just 25 AB's. The new face of the Pirates and sure to become a Cub Killer.

5. Xavier Nady - Also High Risk, High Reward - Coming off the DL in the next week or so. He is already tearing it up in the minors with his bat. (Now if only he could throw the ball)

Need Pitching? Also for Sale:

Clayton Kershaw

Rick Porcello

Andy Sonnanstine

Jarrod Washburn

Matt Lindstrom

Let the offers start rolling in!

I leave you with everyones favorite poll vaulter... Alisson Stokke