Vagina Jamz '09

First, I just want to say I respect your post and I agree with pretty much everything you said. Why do I not care? Basically you explained why my team could potentially suck. Like anyone else I could get burned by injuries, my young players could not pan out, etc. This is a risk I am willing to take. It is a proven strategy. High Risk, High Reward. Go big or go home. No fat chicks. We've heard all the cliches.

My turn to burn your team:

Has anyone seen the Sports Illustrated with Albert Pujols on the cover? He looks like a twig. HE has lost alot of his muscle weight no doubt. Check it out:



EXHIBIT A

Now check this out:



EXHIBIT B

He looks like bonds. In my opinion he did ROIDS of some sort and has stopped. I mean everyone thought A-Rod was clean too right. I feel like if he stops doing roids his production will fall off. I HATE HIM. His hair is falling out as the result of roids. His balls are the size of marbles and he ain't got no marbles! I know that doesn't make sense, I just hate Pujols.

HIs team consists of Randy Johnson, Jermaine Dye, Chipper Jones, and J.D. Drew

Where the hell is Jamie Moyer? When I look at your team I feel like I should be listening to Tone Loc and wearing a Zach Morris Turquoise T-shirt.


I do respect your young bench however, you are setup if these old timers go down you have cruz, and andrus to step in which I do like alot. I wanted both of those guys.

The rest of the hitting bores me, very bland, average, mediocre, nothing special, you know the same phrases you hear about your penis on a regular basis.

You have 1 pitcher: Roy Halladay.

The rest of your pitching is super inconsistent. The odds of 4 starters, Cueto, Beckett, Billingsly, Perez having great years is slim to none. As they say 2 out of 3ain't bad. So if 3 of 4 of these guys can have a 15 win+ seasson you will possibly be able to compete with me.